Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Talented73
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Mirroronthewall
Canada
Multitasking
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
lol
United Kingdom
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Such a rush
Yippee!
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
captfml
United States
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Blow it
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Top comments
mattdanfrank 0
I've wading through the winging people and found you. You're not harping on about periods, pregnancies or being caught smoking weed - you poked yourself in your eye with your toothbrush, and for that you have my admiration. If anything can sum up the whole meaning of this site, it's poking yourself in the eye with your toothbrush. F*** my toothbrush, f*** my morning, f*** my life, I've just poked myself in my eye with my f***ing toothbrush F***! Excellent.
pinkfrenchrose 5
How do you fall asleep while brushing your teeth... ? O_O
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Comments (41)
mmmmmmm_fml 0
This is the type of comment that makes me wish there was a link that counted the people that think "you're just an idiot, that's why your life is f****d"
igotbigdick 0
who cares if your dumb enough to poked your self in the eye
JonnyNotBravo 0
i do number 12! because someday penguins will fly and hippos will attack the city of "chicago" which is rough cause thats where i live...
Pansy_Fairy 0
FAIL
softballplaya822 0
wow seriously? that's gotta hurt... maybe next time, you should try staying awake ;)
SayPeanuts 29
Yeah, the toothpaste must've stung bad.
cheese1756 0
Are you narcoleptic?
shnibz101 0
Roflmfao
Shyman4ever 0
WTF
redxapplexoxo 0
Once I was watching TV n the next thing i knew was I had a toothbrush in my mouth, brushing my teeth. Often times I have no clue what i'm doing. Never actuly have fallen asleep during anything of the sorts tho. Not really the smartest person in the world it seems at times.
domii_fml 0
i really do hate those kind of mornings haha.