Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window, then peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML
Today, while serving at my restaurant, a mother acted as a wing-woman for her son by insisting I read a note he'd written, asking for my number. I had to awkwardly reject the guy in front of his entire family, before having to keep serving them for another hour. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML
Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
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LetsGetFreaky 20
Her son must be desperate
Ginger_Love 19
Wow. Gotta love customer service. But look on the bright side. Free food.
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Comments (41)
trucker2 33
Good for you her sons probably just a damn nutcase is well
gingerrenee 3
Because the definition of being a **** = Not giving your phone number out to random strangers. Clearly.
smackaroonial 20
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You're from Tennessee, she must be your aunt. Just tell her how upsetting that was at the next family reunion.
smackaroonial 20
Same could be said about your comment. Every comment on this site a repetition of something else. I've yet to see something so original that it makes me read it again and again.
zombiekiller11 13
I was born in Florida, and as far as I know, family members don't date eachother.
bradleybaldwin 9
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Why did you decline? Because you have a boyfriend or just because it was a random stranger ?
MidnaLink 35
I'll let you take a guess.
BananEnigma 24
WOW. How about.... Simply because SHE IS ALLOWED TO DO AS SHE PLEASES AND HAS THE RIGHT TO SAY NO TO WHOMEVER SHE WANTS TO SAY "NO" TO?!??!?!? JESUSFUGGINCHRISTMOBILE. /endrant
js2873 9
So... You guys see someone that is misinformed when it comes to this stuff, and you instantly hate him? I saw someone who thought humans had only been here for a Millenia for gods sake! Give him a break!
Wishe 17
You decline to date a stranger, so she calls you a ****. Logic.
BestOrginalName 22
Laaaawwwggiiccc. My twist on the "knawwledge" thing. :)
BananEnigma 24
Yeeeeppppp. You're SO cool, man. (...........)
dontknow1 19
I think this is something in life that doesn't have an explanation.
stretch101 14
Your a **** for not giving out your number to a stranger? Got to love some people's logic.
NB1989 3
So you're a **** for not giving your number to a lunatic?!haha
aGMAELSTR0M 10
My grandmother is always my first choice as a wingman for when I go out. I totally understand his strategy
GuyGuyson 7
You're a **** for NOT giving a stranger your number? Wow, some people should be required to pass a dumbass test before they're allowed to breed. Fyl op.