Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window, then peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML
Today, while serving at my restaurant, a mother acted as a wing-woman for her son by insisting I read a note he'd written, asking for my number. I had to awkwardly reject the guy in front of his entire family, before having to keep serving them for another hour. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML
Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
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Top comments
LetsGetFreaky 20
Her son must be desperate
Ginger_Love 19
Wow. Gotta love customer service. But look on the bright side. Free food.
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Comments (41)
straymondar 10
You should have given her a rejection hotline number
C8H18 33
Some moms just don't know when to let it go.
pandalover69 26
Jokes on her, she paid but didn't take the food. What a dumb bitch.
DeMechanicalMan 6
I thought it was just guys on Tinder that did that shit. lol
Dark_Cecilia 20
It's funny because what you did was the opposite of what a **** would do.
Negan 2
LMAO - Have to admit this is pretty funny. You can alway give out the number to the local Army Recruiting center, tell the mom "You are married to the sea" and if all else fails state "I am gay". hopefully any of those options will prevent more chilli cheese fries from being thrown at you in the future.
KingSquisher 13
I would expect that reaction if you gave your number. Also, if that guy was genetically related to his mom, that was the best choice you could've made after choosing android over apple.
mitch2161998 6
Did she start with the typical 'are you from tenessee,cause your the only ten I see'?
purple_bunnies 20
Next time just put your area code with 867-5309
saffy66 34
From now on, every time a guy asks you out, ask to see a photo of his mother first. Then if you find yourself being asked out by this psycho's son, you can be prepared, if you want to date him, or you have one hell of a reason why not to go out with him, if you don't.