Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML
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chanelvander 7
Yikes. I thought kids of a certain age HAD to be toilet trained in order to attend day care.
hallix 21
"Yes, hello? Your kid... well, just come on down and see for yourself. You might want to hurry."
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chocofudges94 8
I feel worse for the kid. Probably has some kind of condition (more likely than the alternative: that his parents never taught him/her to use the toilet) Hopefully the other kids don't bully this child.
CrissyyyS2 22
Ugh I remember back in elementary this girl got picked on because she always spelled like poop and piss. At the end somehow it got out that she wasn't potty trained properly and every morning she wakes up with a wet bed and doesn't even take a bath or wash up just throws on clothes and go to school. Now we knew where that scent came from. It's really sad, can't blame the kid. Bad parenting.
Kiwiscanfly 19
Well what if the 7 year old is mentally disabled or physically disabled in a way? Then it makes sense that the kid might not have control of that.. Or with those embarrassing moments you have as a kid? Yeah it might be one of those for him.. Or maybe he's just not potty trained. Poor OP that would have been awkward as heck
DocBastard 40
Diapers are supposed to be only for babies and old people. And those lunatics who have a diaper fetish. Seriously, what the ****.
Welshite 40
I have a friend with a severely autistic daughter. She told me she started training her child to use sanitary napkins at seven years old to prepare her for her menstrual cycle. With some children, such effort is necessary to ensure a better life for them. What I'm trying to say is you shouldn't judge like that. You don't know the situation or the circumstances. The child may not have grasped the concept yet.
DocBastard 40
*psst* Welshite...it's a joke... You should know better than to take me seriously.
skyeyez9 25
OP never implied the kid has a disability. He just sounds lazy, or like a previous FML where their little 8yr old sister had a tantrum, dropped her drawers and pissed all over the floor.
Welshite 40
Sorry, Doc. This is just something I feel strongly about. This friend took me in when I was homeless and I witnessed firsthand the love she held for her daughter and her efforts to treat her like a normal teenage girl. People don't realize how outcast such children are or how they are treated because of their inability to communicate or act within social standards.
KyuuketsukiApple 30
FYL and the kid's, it must be humiliating at that age. Hopefully there's a way around it - my cousin had a policy of only accepting children past a certain age if they were potty trained.
kayteakay 26
Unless this kids has some sort of disability, there's no reason a 7 year old shouldn't be potty trained. His parents need to get to work.
Cheezes 7
Parents who neglect these important things sicken me.
Bevspeaks 11
I once had to clean a six year old girl's hair after she vomited all over a tent and herself, I feel your pain of having to clean a very dirty situation up OP
Blizzards 13
Parents nowadays are really beginning to worry me.
angelitared 27
Damn those parents suck!
queerdragon 20
If this is a normal occurrence, I would be concerned. But if it was a one-off, then it is likely the kid had to go so bad he could not hold it.
Zomg_Okay 27
I doubt it's a one-off. The kid is seven and wearing a diaper, for crying out loud.