Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
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Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
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Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I know him but I'd forgotten his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it, so, thinking I was clever, I said, "How do you spell your name again?" His name is Rob. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
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PenguinBitch 44
"And I stalk you Facebook ;)"
sirradel 14
Aren't you clever?
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Comments (64)
hbake 13
Facepalm. It's ok! It happens to the best of us. At least you left a lasting impression.
WhiteCrimson 23
Damn name tags! They destroy the ego of a lot of girls!
MoronsAccount1 12
I would've played the story out until you pissed your pants, but that's just because I'm an asshole. lol.
noreallywhat 17
twat
CrissyyyS2 22
Understandable. Even if I wore my name tag while at work, only 3 out of 50 would actually say my name after a thank you or a how's it going~
Lisee92 18
I'm sure he doesn't think too much about it. It's kinda cute anyway :)
CorpsmanUp88 21
That's a good conversation starter lol
The_Mr_Troll 14
That's weird, I was just thinking about this cute cashier I saw the other day and her nametag said Morgan.
Neyuu 18
When's the wedding? I ship you and OP
Kriebel89 12
Ha! First time that happened to me I was puzzled for a moment before I realized I was wearing a nametag. Then I started laughing at my own brainfart. Poop happens OP, just laugh it off.
flying_turtle_14 7
Haha, I have moments like that all the time. Just laugh it off and move on :)