By Paramedic - 17/11/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML
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bastard, how could you?

So now you've learned that you always state "around 29". ;-)

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bastard, how could you?

Her mascara and eyeliner must have been running

That's when you say "Good, now to get your weight" before reaching for the radio.

At least he got her to stop sobbing to get information out of her. Original problem solved.

Today, I got into a car accident. I was hurt, and nobody could get information from me because I was sobbing. A paramedic radioed the hospital and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." I stopped crying, slapped him, and said, "I'm 28." FML

shoulda said a guy in his mid 70's

well they do live in the UK, 16 year olds look like 40 year olds out here...

lol thats when you open the back doors and roll her out. too bad you cant be more selective in your profession.

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hell no I would cancel that and leave her ass

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But it's on the site..

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So that makes it okay for a woman to slap someone?

@ The OP Should've just said "Physical violence aye? Well no morphine for you bitch!" before dosing yourself up and laughing maniacally.

"Oh, looks like we'll only be able to save one of your legs now." "But my legs aren't hurt." *evil smile*

What a b****

So now you've learned that you always state "around 29". ;-)

Whatever. He's an EMT, not a makeup consultant. He doesn't have to give 2 shits about this woman's vanity.

mid 20s is the correct answer. even if she has more years than yoda on her back

His job is to estimate her age as it relates to medical history and possible illness/injury. An EMT in not required to cushion her ego. It was actually a pretty accurate guess.

bahahaha...very nice

bitch shouldnt look so old then. either way if you ever work the 'Guess your age' booth at the carnival....

hahahaha thats funny