Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
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perfectwinds 0
Dora's awesome. Haha. If you plan on having kids then you'll fit right in. May I suggest babysitting? =P
ArtsySwag 0
I used to have a lot of fun watching The Doodlebops :D. There's nothing wrong with being 21 and watching Dora The Explorer :)... the problem is it being the most fun you had all year =[ lol.
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Comments (261)
Iloveblackmen 0
LMFAO #16
McCannCanTriple 0
I think people who can do that stuff have the most self respect of anyone.
fretforyerlatte 0
LOL 16..it does crack me up sometimes how stereotypical that show can be. she has chickens in her front yard.
Fanoodle 0
If your hot It's ok to dance to dora if you're not that attractive get a life....I think thats what everyone is thinking....
LilKonvicted 0
Atleast you had fun =P
CupidSparrow 0
I don't even understand why people post FML's like this. It's not an FML. You have control over how you have fun; it's not a random catastrophe or even an uncomfortable situation. You didn't even get caught; you confessed of your own volition. This does not constitute an FML. You just want attention. If you feel that dancing to Dora is a reason to FML, then get out of the house and do something about it.
AK 2
Aww, how cute. Only if you weren't 21.
deaditegirl 0
This isn't an FML. It's a who-the-**** cares. You choose what to do with your time. If you don't like the way you spend your time, do something else. If you like what you do, do it and stop caring if other people don't like it.
Chubtubdaplaya 0
i don't understand this FML at all :(. FML
prettygirlsonly 0
I like you :P #29 you cared. Yo made a comment haha
LexiWolfe 0
Nice Toms tanned Feet XD I've got em too.