Health: Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started...

By Username - 27/08/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML

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By Nick - 03/12/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML

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Today, we had to take my mother to the emergency room because of high blood pressure. As soon as we got back home, she started scrolling through Facebook and getting angry at everything. FML

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Today, in attempt to save a few bucks on visiting the doctor, my drunk husband tried to relocate his own disjointed finger, using a vice grip. We ended up with an $800 ambulance bill and then a welfare check from Social Services. FML

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By bobo - 24/04/2011 01:02 - Canada

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

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By NewDrugs - 22/02/2013 01:21 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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By mrs.nerd - 23/10/2011 12:38 - United States

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

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By I'm my husband's second mom - 03/11/2015 07:14 - United States - Dickson

Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML

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By Anon - 06/04/2021 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my doctor told me if my blood pressure gets any higher, he could use me to reinflate the air in his tyres. FML

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By Nicky - 21/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Farmington

Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML

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By juliasaman - 03/10/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use my cat's old inhaler. My mom values my cat's ability to breathe more then my own. FML

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Docbee 11

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:59

Warning: angry birds may cause elevations in blood pressure and a hatred for pigs

borkchop1992 15

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:59

Angryfail

Comments

Aaraeus 4

Saturday 27 August 2011 9:00

At least angry birds is living up to its name... Half of it, at least. Next step is for him to grow wings.

MagicallyFat 12

Saturday 27 August 2011 9:06

those gosh darn angry birds

Petronix 5

Saturday 27 August 2011 9:18

Tell him to download and play 5 minutes to kill yourself from adult swim. It will help after an upsetting session of angry birds.

Bleachfan_fml 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:40

Na. Play Dead Space. *That* shit is relaxing.

LilaBear 1

Saturday 27 August 2011 9:30

This sucks if it's true. But how do you know his blood pressure wasn't already that high?

ibhim 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 10:06

No more electronics for him!

sciencekidster1 8

Saturday 27 August 2011 10:09

Are you an angry bird?

juicifer 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 10:59

Recommend lightbrite..it frees the beast

BloodyMary666 24

Saturday 27 August 2011 11:03

I guss he´s an angry bird, huh? ;) (BTW: That game sucks, I can´t even fathom why it´s so popular)

kaaayceeee 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 11:10

Its amazing what games can do nowadays eh? Good luck.

perdix 29

Saturday 27 August 2011 12:45

Once he realizes his meds are $100, he'll be playing Angry Patient, and will require $500 meds. And why do those birds have to have such hostility issues?