Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
Today, I was visiting my grandma who has a beagle named Max. He was so excited to see me, he jumped on my face and peed. FML
Today, my granny called me to, "Come change me please, I just peed." I interrupted what I was doing, walked over to her bed, pulled down her covers and was just about to go for the pad when she said, "Actually... I'm still peeing. Come back in a couple of minutes." FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
Today, I arrived at my grandparents'. They already had guests so I had to sleep in the cottage. It wasn’t that bad until when I was making the bed I found a dead rotting possum in the blankets. When I told my grandmother, she simply said, "Deal with it, wimp." FML
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Therid 22
What, how and why?
Tripartita 45
Wow, extra jellyfish sting protection* that you didn't even ask for? She must REALLY love you, OP! :o) *Psst, I just wanted to make the OP feel better, but there's no actual benefit to peeing on jellyfish stings.
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Comments (23)
MoroseMoose 47
Grandma had an accident on the couch and you were sitting next to her? My great grandparents had bladder issues the last few years they were alive. The joys of being old.
rodrigun449 16
Kinky...
cuz803 46
People frown upon incest...
creditless 14
well I told you she doesn't like to be picked up!
stressedartist 14
WHAT THE ****
cuz803 46
How the hell was she able to do that?! I need more detail unless the name of your cat is "grandma"
brendejafulable 41
why would a cat just pee on you though?
thegayestgay 3
as a dominance thing, its gross but cats with domanince issues 'spray' just about everything
cornyrob 33
You shouldn't hold your grandmother on your lap.
MrBallzJanglez 9
please tell me there is an epic reason for this!
TheLostCauseFML 40
This needs a follow-up...