Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to...

By unicorn - 13/09/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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By mvgirl - 22/10/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of nowhere. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look! We hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML

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By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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By failure - 28/06/2009 01:00 - Australia

Today, I was sitting in a park with a friend when a small child approached us. Just as I moved off the bridge to let the kid play, he asked if I'd like to play as the troll under the bridge. I laughed and said, "No thanks!" to which the kid responded, "But there's nobody else ugly enough." FML

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By Tired mommy - 11/12/2025 00:00

Today, my son asked for candy at a supermarket checkout. I said no. He laid on the floor and began screaming as if I'd killed his pet rabbit. Other parents nodded at me in silent sympathy, while strangers judged me with their glares. I bought the candy. He still screamed. FML

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By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

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Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:08

SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUNNN.

missyj0 12

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:06

You must believe in the unicorns! Or else you shall feel their wrath.

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XxFilthyxDubxX 1

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:08

Lol theres a video on YouTube like this xD

Malicteal 21

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:11

This is quite possibly the best submission on FML. Hahaha

Skinner13 9

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:28

Do u play runescape cuz I do....lol

Ringerace 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:14

If it was a kid, how did he reach you? You short?

Skinner13 9

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:15

Lol soooo true r u short????

leila131 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:19

Wow! Really nice kid huh?lol=]

Skinner13 9

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:21

Who plays rune scape on here????

mighthov 1

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:22

What r u like 10 how does someone run up to u put ice cream on ure head and get away untouched?

hna7 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:23

Lol you guys dont get it!!! The cone in her face is the unicorn horn. The kid made her into a unicorn

Skinner13 9

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:23

Lol

kelis_fml 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:25

Haha that sucks but woulda been funny!

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