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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 23:49 - United States

Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML

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By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

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By fmlmao - 28/01/2017 12:00

Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Tree Hugger - 22/12/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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luna_y_mar 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:03

that guy(Easter bunny) gots skills!!

dreamering 16

Monday 25 April 2011 9:14

I’m sorry to say it OP, but it seems that you have smoked too much. Please wake up and explain again what happened.

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jbluebird923 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:17

and then you woke up...?

redbluegreen 40

Monday 25 April 2011 9:24

Sounds like you're ungrateful.

mcsteamy88 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:17

haha. I agree

perdix 29

Monday 25 April 2011 9:27

It wasn't a man in an Easter Bunny costume, it was the Easter Bunny himself! He knocked you down and pelted you with eggs for not being in church on Easter.

Garayy 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:46

I love you to hell perdix. I want to pee all over you.

enonymous 8

Monday 25 April 2011 10:55

Hey R Kelly you promised me a shower too

AnagenisisZagus 13

Monday 25 April 2011 9:31

Hey, some people didn't get shit diddly squat for Easter! This person found it fitting to share some Easter joy with you, you ungrateful bastard. As you felt the pain in your wrist, the only thought that should have came to mind was "What a wonderful gesture on this gracious Easter Sunday!" Pssh.