Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next...

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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Randall_Flagg_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 8:46

Number twenty-nine is a douchebag.

Freshman_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:40

hahahahahaha

Freshman_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:43

#29 wtf are u a god?

FoundManyLemons 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:46

Good conversation starter...

seb12992 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:01

I'm with #8.

elefant11 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:49

lol, I've done that. it hurts.

qwertyuiopz 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:07

you're both fat i assume

Reyo 2

Saturday 13 June 2009 11:37

Think of it this way...you now have an excellent conversation starter.

f_lask 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 8:04

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo great way to start a convo if she is hot and ur good lookin lol...

IAmBridgette 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 11:49

You had to DECIDE whether or not you should help her or keep going? Wow, FHL.

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