Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I took a train for 5 hours to a remote northern community. My belt broke as I was getting off the train. I went to the only store and bought a new belt. Taking it off to go to bed, the new belt broke. I have to go visit clients today with a shoestring holding up my pants. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
Today, I held the door with my back to greet everyone into a meeting. When I followed the last person in, my waistband managed to get looped on the door handle and shut behind me as I walked away, taking my body with it. I was leading the meeting, as the branch manager. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML
Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, I was doing some yard work when I decided to take a short break. The camping chair which I keep on my porch gave way. The end result was my ass was on the ground. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
marcranger 29
At least it'll be a memorable event! Congrats on leaving an impression on your coworkers, but sorry to hear about your pants.
Welshite 40
Way to fly by the seat of your pants.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (42)
Khali_May 10
That's a rude chair..grabbing your ass like that
SarahSehhati 40
I am sorry you lost your belt but I am glad that you are okay :)
Abbynyc 0
Just my pride hurt! :)
robd007 20
I have never heard that word whorl used before. thanks for teaching me something new today
unknown5922 3
Jerry?
alicat13 12
I do not know what you are talking about, I have never seen an a metal worl on any chair so I dont understand how a belt would get caught on it.
Abbynyc 0
I am a woman but yes, I do have my moments. However, I will say that this could have happened to anyone. Remember that when you stand up and have a chair hooked to your ass.
Abbynyc 0
Thanks for the comments, everyone! Many of you are incredibly funny and some of you are frighteningly unable to understand basic reading comprehension. My pride was a bit bruised but the event was a success!
Alesha Solis 8
Why didn't you go to the restroom (with the chair), take off your pants off while still attached to the chair, and untangle yourself. This shouldn't take more than 2-6 minutes. Someone could cover you while you go to the restroom. Or maybe I just didn't understand the "event" you had a co-worker with that couldn't let you step away for a few minutes.