Today, while refereeing a soccer game, I was accused of being racist, blind, and a fascist by spectators. The game was played by a group of third graders. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML
Today, I was refereeing a kid's soccer game, and noticed that on the field next to me was a referee I hated working with. I told the other referee I was working with that he was the laziest and most dumbass referee I had ever worked with. She then slapped me, and told me that it was her grandpa. FML
Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was refereeing at a kids' soccer tournament and a deer ran across one of the fields. Some of the parents then claimed that a deer on the field meant a free kick. FML
Today, my worst fear was realised while walking past an under 15’s football game. The ball landed right by me and I attempted to kick it back, except it went flying diagonally & ended up even further away. I’m a 36 year-old man and got roasted by a bunch of 15 year-old boys. FML
Today, my team was mistakenly scheduled against an over-60 team. I'd feel sorry for the old fogeys if they hadn't beaten us 3-0 and racked up seven yellow cards and a red on the way to doing so. FML
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MsConfusedd 27
Parents get WAY too excited about their kids' games.
soccerpowell 5
refs take a lot of crap sorry to say
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Comments (91)
starw0lf 31
I think anyone who referees or umpires nursery school through 12th grade sports is pretty brave given how seriously parents take these games.
myeviltwin 20
Were I live parents got so bad that now, they are not allowed on the sidelines. They have to sit about 30ft back from one goal. If they run on the field or hassle the refs or opposing team players in any way they are banned from attending games for the rest of the season, and depending on the situation could even have the police called on them. When I was a kid parents cheered their kid on and the worst you might have heard was boo when they thought it was a bad call. But no parent ever ran on the field unless their child was injured (and then only to help their child). And the funny thing is a the dads would take turns bringing beer to the game back then (imagine 4-5 guys around a 12 pack like the guys from king of the hill only at a baseball game instead of in an alley). I am sure people would have a full on meltdown if someone dared bring a beer to his kids game these days.
bobo_the_bear 5
Ah the glorious life of being a ref for kids. I doubt that taking that shit is worth the few dollars you made.
middlenamefrank 8
There's NOTHING like a group of little league parents to completely spoil what's supposed to be a nice fun game!
IIIIIIIII 7
It's always the parents that ruin the games
Jcord3palom 5
Soccer moms.
amisenho 11
Don't forget soccer dads. They can be just as ludicrous as the moms about their little ray of sunshine's accomplishments.
DevilsAltair 8
Omfg
djPanda 8
There vocabulary is superior
hatemyluck 15
And your's isn't.
AgentPlatypus73 8
Omg parents are crazy.
broski4 13
Fascist? Lmao