Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
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Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML
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RyanKaufman 7
You deserve it for not CHECKING YOUR OUTFIT BEFORE YOU LEFT. And to assume you got prettier? If that wasn't a joke you deserve more than what you got.
Jny_fml 0
*******!!!
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turdburgers 0
Yes you can tell. There are shirts you can wear nude colored bras under and they still show through perfectly, even in dressing room lights. It's pretty obvious if you take the time to glance for half a second at the shirt you're buying. I personally check to make sure I can wear something in public without looking like a tramp before even buying it, and work attire takes even more discrimination. Doesn't mean she's working with perverts at all (they were probably mocking her, not ogling her), just that she doesn't put any effort into looking remotely professional.
purplemnm 9
ydi for being a ****. and btw this is from Bridget jones diary
awesomechica1229 5
Now that's what I call a TRUE friend, one that let's you walk around showing your goods to everyone!
mc1900 4
nice- bringing joy to the world. how see through was it?
kbaker90 0
Hey, this is my FML. I was wearing a white shirt with a white bra. At home it looked totally fine, but under the florescent lights at school it was see-through.
kbaker90 0
Also, I was wearing a white shirt with a white bra. At home it looked totally fine, but under the florescent lights at school it was see-through.
hotscar 3
so. how hot are you? pics please
hpotterluvr 0
what's op mean
Shokz992 0
Original poster.
UKfan97 0
haha woww maybe tha guys would like it butt i mean thats just gross no girls wana c that.....but why were they looking n tha first place?? i mean forreall?
hedgehogs 0
I hope you aren't attached to a rising career in that organization. No excuse for not checking that out thoroughly before you leave the house.
kira822_fml 0
It's called a mirror. Get one.