Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML
Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML
Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0
Well, at least your pussy's clean!
Intoxicunt 6
Your cat was watching you shower? What a creep. Tell him he has to pay for his voyeuristic tendencies or get out.
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Comments (126)
cassie0383 0
your ******* cat is 18 pounds!? Take better care of your cat you stupid ****** bitch. thats borderline animal abuse you **** head! YDI
godhatesyou777 3
Calm down there!!...its just a cat...and at least its getting fed...and since when did over feeding become abuse? When someone puts to much food on your plate do think they are abusing you? If so you have some serious issues...
Pointy130 0
18 Lbs? WTF do you feed that cat?
GriefBacon 0
You're stupid if you think 18 pounds is overweight for a cat. You obviously don't know anything about the different cat breeds, and that many of them are naturally large. 18 pounds is not a huge size for many types of cat.
gonzolove 0
I know. My cat is about 18lbs, but he is also nearly 2 feet long (not including his tail). But he is not fat at all. He is also not an American Shorthair... he is most likely a Nebelung, which are extremely long lean cats.
GriefBacon 0
Ouch! Sorry to hear that. Funny that your cat likes to watch you shower, though. Mine won't even go into the bathroom. People who think 18 pounds is huge for a cat are stupid. Some breeds are naturally large. I have a Maine Coon who is sitting pretty at a very healthy 17 pounds, and she is small for her breed.
Newamdr 0
Haha, your cat is a creeper
Trevortni 0
You're right, it does come and go. I replied to it myself, since I didn't see your reply, and now I can't find either that comment or my reply. FML?
Trevortni 0
For the record, I think my lost comment was #69.
Trevortni 0
For the record, I think my lost comment was #69 (should have been included after an earlier comment - buggy comment system....).
DameGreyWulf 1
YDI for getting a Maine Coon! No I'm kidding I love Maine Coons they're so pretty.
Intoxicunt 6
I see it. I lol'd.
monkey314159 0
Yikes, cat scratches are the worst.