Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
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KBeatz 5
Either that was just the biggest coincidence ever or he likes your friends knockers. But probably the latter.
flockz 20
didn't thumb anyone because i don't give a shit.
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Comments (230)
iamlonelybuthapp 3
Ooooh...!!! Well why dont you check your eyes, which are directed right on crotch of his best friend...!!! :P
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Their*
asstastic47 4
Who cares. He is your friend, not husband.
BigSexy123 11
Did you read that right? She said BOYfriend.
TormundGiantBane 3
No. Bad girl!
linkinpark98 24
At least it was just a stare and not him furiously groping them.
linkinpark98 24
So it's wrong for a girl with a boyfriend to sneak a peek at men who have muscles? These things don't have a meaning, they just happen sometimes. Can't control it. But, if they were purposely looking, knowing this would upset their S.O., I thinks it's wrong. This may sound a little weird, but it's just my opinion.
iwadasn 33
I agree with you, 104. An occasional glance is usually okay, but if he's staring at another girl's boobs so much that he can't even look away to smile at the camera, there's a problem there.
challan 19
I'm a straight woman and I even sneak peaks at cleavage.
jman112 2
Who doesnt love some good breasts id be looking down her shirt too
teyyoshi 19
must be big boobs