By Fat Arsed Lass - 01/06/2014 10:28 - New Zealand - East Tamaki

Today, while laying on the couch my cat came and laid on me. Turns out my ass is big enough for my 13 year old cat to walk around in circles, wash itself, stretch and sleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 460
You deserved it 9 491

Same thing different taste

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Don't feel bad OP! Cats will sleep on anything. Plus, they can fit in or on anything, ya feel? If it fits it sits.

at least your cat lies on you haha :)

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hey i never heard somebody complain bout a big booty judy!

Too much of a good thing can be bad u know. And this is definately a good thing :)

cdawg69 10

36..24..36.. only if shes 5'2"

randomperson961 7

It's not a cat-asstrophe, OP. In fact, it seems your cat thinks your butt is purrfect.

TacoTruckOwner 6
kayteakay 26

I'm 5'10 and 150lbs - for a 17 year old guy, that's pretty thin. My fatass cat can go through her daily routine on just my thigh. Don't stress it.