Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, the new Apple update put all of the 100+ nudes I'd sent my boyfriend on his mother's phone because their accounts are linked. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
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Top comments
avenue24 20
That really sucks OP, but at least it was your mom-- your dad is probably still attracted to her, which is a good thing! Sorry you had to see that, though.
taymichele16 15
Time to find the brain bleach
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Comments (86)
Soninuva 41
Jail breaking a phone doesn't require going to the pictures, nor launching any application he might have kept them in. Unless he had it as his background, you must have been snooping, so YDI.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I've never jailbroken a phone myself but I can't think of any reason the process itself would require you to look at pictures on the phone. However, if the OP isn't an idiot he'd probably back up the data to his computer and thanks to the magic of thumbnails, you could possibly stumble across something that way.
xChaos 29
With the most recent jailbreak Pangu needs permission to access your photos
paperbag77 9
exactly what i planned to write
hkhan24 23
The "hard" way?
91hayek 31
It's the right woman. Could have been worse. Better than another woman. Or man. That is under aged. Or Skeletor. **** Skeletor.
alex_gen 39
Not once would you have to into the photos library or any other app in order to jailbreak. You were sneaking through his photos, unnecessarily, so YDI.
ladycoco8 20
Yeah, I'd be a little grossed out. But at least it was your mom and not someone else! I'd hope my future husband still found me attractive well into our marriage.
PickleOfLife 4
The good news is that it sounds like your parents' marriage seems pretty solid. Be happy for them.
MrsHoffman 11
So it's you dad's Phone he can put on that thing whatever he wants, you were just snooping around.
NParks70 8
Is she fit?
idk_rose 25
The hard way? 1. Weird pun/innuendo. 2. Was there an easy way to find out? FYL
dutchy86 20
jep... he could of asked his mom...
Mathalamus 25
Why were you jailbreaking, anyway? Apple has more than enough features to not need the hilariously buggy an shitty jailbreaking methods.
Zinnie 10
Well, he did only say phone, not iPhone.
Mathalamus 25
Jailbreaking is a term applying only to Apple phones. For android, it's called rooting, or something like that.
Zinnie 10
Strange, I've heard both used about just any phone. Perhaps it's a language thing.
fluffycatsdad 33
Me too.
xGoldColossus 7
For Android it technically is called rooting. . But some people do interchange the two terms. I call it jail breaking when talking to tech illiterate people so they can grasp a basic understanding of what I'm talking about