By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 04:04 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me. The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before. I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back. FML
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cats400 16

What is with all the foul smelling senior citizens?

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CynePhoba 23

Makes you wonder if he passed more than wind if it smelt that bad.

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SBittick 20

i would have rather passed out

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Kirikoe 8

i would have puked the moment the kids puked.. you did well not to puke!!

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ManicGypsy 22

I was thinking the same thing. I would probably sympathy vomit. Perhaps on the kid who vomited on me.

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8born8 18

just had a mental picture of the family guy ep where they take epicac (spelt correctly?) never ending vomit cycle

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gemstone586 12

this totally needs to be an illustrated fml....

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dawsonstar 15

That would be one hell of a mess. Sorry OP.

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martin8337 35

The kid must have just eaten cheetos or doritos.

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HeyTherexxx 21

When I read this, I pictured the kid vomiting like Reagan from The Exorcist, minus vulgar language. :p FYL, OP.

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8born8 18

Power chuck level: Extreme orange

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worldclassrager 39

Quarantine the library! Everyone try to get out alive!

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