Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
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Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I was in a quiet library, trying to stifle a sneeze. In the process, I let out an embarrassingly loud and dramatic snort that echoed through the room. Heads turned. Many stared. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML
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TheNewMirage 10
Just smile 'n wave boy, smile 'n wave.
adamo_erebus 26
Stand tall with pride, that must've been one hell of a fart
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Comments (103)
jimmywithsalt 19
At least you made everyone's day a teeny bit less mundane :0)
djPanda 8
I would laugh if it happend to me honestly I'm not sure y ur posting an fml about it
UrYousername 15
How does that even happen?
cina5 19
Lmaoooooooooo
martin8337 36
A sneeze could spread germs, a fart may just spread stink.
martin8337 36
And a few laughs.
jrock9093 18
At least you didn't shart or did ya lol
limitedition 25
That sounds like it is a situation pulled out of a bad dream. Don't worry, OP, someone in your school will get drunk/stoned on the weekend & do something way worse for everyone to talk about. If it happens again just use Shreks line "better out than in".
limitedition 25
That sounds like it is a situation pulled out of a bad dream. Don't worry, OP, someone in your school will get drunk/stoned on the weekend & do something way worse for everyone to talk about. If it happens again just use Shreks line "better out than in".
Azlakazam 1
Holding in a sneeze can kill you. ~~the more you know