Miscellaneous: Today, while I was in the shower, my older brother thought it...

By jaleesadavis21 - 18/10/2011 13:25 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my older brother thought it would be funny to change the language on my phone to Serbo-Croatian. I don't know how and can't change it back. FML

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By damniphone - 29/06/2013 05:31 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on my phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML

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By fmlforreal - 15/10/2010 08:33 - Singapore

Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML

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By suspended - 31/07/2016 15:39 - United States - Grand Blanc

Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML

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By Anonymouse - 02/07/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Lost in translation

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 07:30

Today, in an idle moment I tried to change the language on a Word document. Instead, I changed my default Office language, and now all my Office apps - plus all my work Excel files - are now in Ukrainian. It's really hard to fix when you can't read the instructions. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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Hackerman

By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 20:55 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, my brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it. I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway. It wouldn't open. Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run. My brother's a cretin. FML

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Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:46

Find a serbo-croatian

every1luvsboners 11

Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:54

You must put it on the top rack of the dishwasher and run the cycle with the heated drying. Then it'll work great.

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wriptidez 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:59

ask on yahoo answers

AndyRoo7 2

Wednesday 19 October 2011 9:54

I came up with this idea on my own, google translate!!

lisaw375 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 10:07

that sucks but ITS FUNNY!! paybacks are a bitch.. make him pay

ekarjala 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 12:17

I'm surprised no one has mentioned you should probably set a password on your phone while you're at it.

maybelline8 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 13:43

serbo-croatian isn't a language anymore. it's either serbian, or croatian.

nikijcchz 10

Wednesday 19 October 2011 15:31

I would help but that's just to funny

jasamAna 9

Wednesday 19 October 2011 15:52

If you haven't fixed it already, go into: Postavke, then Op?enito, then Me?unarodno, theeen Jezik and select your language of choice (:

AFailedWorld 3

Wednesday 19 October 2011 17:11

I'm sure you're the first person that this Has happened to, otherwise there would probably be video guides on YouTube...

PixieSalvatore 7

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:01

Lol i'm Serbian...:D

vegis 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:10

Lol that IS funny

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