Anonymous
Dr House
Today, I was trying to ease off a caffeine headache. I ended up getting a Brain Freeze. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
The captain
Canada
Today, I found out what it's like to get brain-freeze while recovering from a head injury. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Straight into my veins
Today, after being sick and not having coffee for a month, my body has invented a new way of processing caffeine: The tiredness and lethargy remains untouched, while the caffeine-jolt is converted directly into a fuzzy headache. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Give it to me
Today, my parents took my to hospital with headache, cramps, sweats and tremors. The doctor thought I was an drug addict in withdrawal, which, after some questions, turns out I am. I gave up fizzy soda last week and am in total withdrawal from caffeine and all the other addictive chemicals in soda. FML
animositykilledthecatfs
Cookeville, United States
Stimulating
Today, I drank two and a half Panera charged lemonades to feel more motivated and ended up feeling itchy and overstimulated due to the lethal caffeine-sugar combo and got nothing done. FML
David
No wings
Today, I was at work and got chest pains and a headache so bad, I vomited. My supervisor took my blood pressure twice and it was dangerously high both times. I went to the hospital, and after 3 hours of waiting, I got the most expensive lecture ever on drinking too many energy drinks. FML
Anonymous
Automaton
Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML
Anonymous
Out of the frying pan…
Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
Down the hatch
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Username
United States
Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML
brainfart
Where is my mind?
Today, I was put on a medication for severe migraines. One of the side effects is difficulty concentrating and word recall. I was writing a paper and sat there trying to remember how to spell "isn't." This medication better work. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
But did the headache go away?
childlessmother 16
Pickle juice, chocolate, bacon and sea salt all help with caffeine headache
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
But did the headache go away?
graayfox215 15
At least it’s not lupus
childlessmother 16
Pickle juice, chocolate, bacon and sea salt all help with caffeine headache
BurnInDemonFire 39
Science betrayed you! Kill it!