Health: Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of...

By bucktooth - 26/04/2012 23:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML

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Friday 27 April 2012 8:11

Get a new doctor and dentist?

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Blurry_1 0

Monday 3 September 2012 7:05

I feel your pain. When I bite my cheek it sounds like lettuce crunching.

hachamecha 0

Friday 2 November 2012 10:55

It used to happen to me all the time. Pay attention when chewing, and don't stick your cheeks close to your cheeks.

jesuisuneabeille 11

Saturday 15 December 2012 5:50

Same, plus I have braces and other stuff inside my mouth. Now I have to eat weird. Boo :(

KestrelGirl 15

Sunday 15 June 2014 19:38

This actually happened to me recently! So funny that I found this. Luckily, it hasn't happened since, and this time, (to quote Monty Python) "'tis but a scratch."