Animals: Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously...

By damncat - 08/12/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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By VtecKickIn - 17/07/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By Saved - 11/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By notmyrealname123 - 25/08/2014 00:08 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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By me - 19/12/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML

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LilaBear 1

Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:37

You tackled a dog that you thought was trying to kill something?? STUPIDEST MOVE EVER. If that really had been an angry dog trying to kill something, you could have gotten YOURSELF killed. Never, EVER physically intervene when a dog is fighting something. Throw things at it, spray water at it, whatever, but don't physically try to pull it off whatever it's attacking (unless it's a person... in which case valuing the other person's safety above your own is understandable). AND you screamed for other people to help? Not to mention... if the cat was real, and alive, I'm sure it would have been screaming. If it wasn't, it was either fake or dead... in which case, not worth your time and effort. YDI.

MrHotShot22 6

Saturday 6 October 2012 1:35

Nobody values animals lives anymore I see.

Comments

uxoriouswidow 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 14:12

Wouldn't it have just been smarter to drive closer and honk at the dog and scare it off that way?

beaten_rhianna 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 5:22

Exacly. Or swerve and bump the dog in the ass.

troublant_fml 1

Tuesday 8 December 2009 14:15

Aw, all that matters is that you meant well C:

Ariel881 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 14:15

Ha! Like almost everyone else is saying.... it's not a great idea at all to tackle a vicious dog. Even if it was actually a cat and not a stuffed animal, it's just survival of the fittest and it would have been that cat's time to go, anyway.

ronaldo_weasley 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 14:18

not an fml. you tried to help but in the end you didnt even need to.

CitizenSnipz 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 14:22

You're a hero. Cats rule! <3

GreenRupee 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 14:55

Haha, Kittywoman!

nick1585 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 14:56

RufusCade 7

Tuesday 8 December 2009 15:05

I have broken up several dog fights. Just walk in and grab them by the neck. It's easy. Only once I have been bitten, but that was not in a fight... But with a cat involved? No way. They deserve it...

HBubble 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 15:24

Hey at lease you stepped up when most would have done nothing. Props to you.

anonymsspermdonr 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 5:11

all of those defending this woman are ******* idiots. animals killing animals is nature. it it was your pet cat then yes interfere but if its not yours, who gives a ****. its the natural way of life. animals higher on the food chain kill those lower on the food chain for food and sometimes just for the thrill of the kill. if you owned a cat and it was eating a bird would you stop it? its nature, leave it the **** alone