Transportation: Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me....

By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

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By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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By hatecolin - 10/09/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 12:45

Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML

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By J…… - 12/05/2020 17:00

Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML

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By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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Friday 11 March 2011 9:05

Oh deer.

Avalanches 9

Friday 11 March 2011 9:09

That's why you teach it the error of its ways by mowing down its family.

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mawang_sky 1

Friday 11 March 2011 11:34

i have no idea that why the deer hit your car ? is it slipped?

SassiestLemon 2

Saturday 12 March 2011 3:18

Er, what?

celine21_fml 0

Monday 27 August 2012 7:38

He said he can't speak English very well

mawang_sky 1

Friday 11 March 2011 11:44

Absolutely Right!

68hk 0

Friday 11 March 2011 12:06

a doe. a deer. a female deer.

Snowstar 0

Friday 11 March 2011 13:05

RAY A DROP OF GOLDEN SUUUUUN

Tempuser117 2

Friday 11 March 2011 15:42

Me, a name I call myself!

lyncecelia 13

Friday 11 March 2011 17:24

Fa, a long long way to run!!

styphon 5

Friday 11 March 2011 18:09

hei guyz what's going on here

MissBunny25 0

Friday 11 March 2011 18:56

the sound of music!! don't act like you don't know, Mr. tattooed arm guy!!

thesinginguy 18

Saturday 12 March 2011 2:52

it's re genius.

ravengirl1234 2

Wednesday 11 April 2012 22:03

So, a needle pulling threeeaaad

celine21_fml 0

Monday 27 August 2012 7:40

La, a Note to fallow sooo!

blackgirllb 12

Monday 24 June 2013 2:14

I love the sound of music

khaya 9

Friday 11 March 2011 12:31

I hate you, you killed Bambi.

sunnysurfchick 0

Friday 11 March 2011 12:33

big deal asshole, I'm sure you insured your car.

CallMeHush 0

Friday 11 March 2011 13:15

Blonde Deer.

jewels1877 0

Friday 11 March 2011 13:33

Did he hop away with only one antler like in Open Season? I bet the deer is all like, "Uh-huuurrrr" now.

Cloudmaker 3

Friday 11 March 2011 13:37

lol graceful deer fail

creamcheese724 0

Friday 11 March 2011 13:42

so your brand new car can't outrun a deer? nice

thatonedame 6

Friday 11 March 2011 14:10

new car = full coverage insurance. get over it. shit happens.

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