Intimacy: Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my...

By dwek - 15/05/2009 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML

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Chvdl 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:03

I would rent those...

zulucharlie_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:05

Ummm, gay people would...? Or maybe people who stare at it for five minutes...?

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TJCapsani 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:53

I would. I love yaoi. It's interesting but you shouldn't be staring at it for a minute. Really!?

not_ninetailed 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:53

#63 yaoi is sex. If you're talking about shounen ai, it's cute, and general BL (a mix) that's cute but yaoi being cute is like hentai being cute.

mon_e_mons 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:58

i think your subconcious is trying to tell you something...... ;)

diamondpalace 0

Friday 15 May 2009 22:02

It happens, people like to watch the unusual.

ama17 0

Friday 15 May 2009 22:13

Haha those people watching you were wondering the SAME THING...

Ze_Yaoi_Fairy 5

Friday 15 May 2009 22:17

I wouldn't rent it, I'd buy it.

on_a_boat 0

Friday 15 May 2009 22:22

I was going to say the same thing as #52. #40 is like 12 years old or something.

Hugorgy 0

Friday 15 May 2009 22:25

You were looking at yaoi manga? xD Poor thing.

pete275 0

Friday 15 May 2009 22:26

he doesn't mean "who would ever want to watch gay ****?", he means "who would RENT gay ****, knowing that somebody else 'rented' it before you? (and jacked off on it)" the real question is: who needs libraries? ever heard of the internet?