Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
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Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML
Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
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nonsensical 26
I can't stand it when parents don't supervise their children.
Tripartita 45
"I'm changing my battery. These ones only last about a month before they start rusting—see the red? You're a young one and are still running of the kinetic energy built up over nine months of gestation. Listen, if something goes wrong and I malfunction, please contact my developer and recite whatever error code I give."
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Comments (43)
Zebediabolical 45
I'm pretty sure I'd use my foot to shove the child back under the stall door or wall or whatever. If there's crying involved, so be it.
sarcasmismyno1 22
Me too!
nicoleasaurus17 3
I work at Wal-Mart and this happens so much,.usually with kids peeping in and what not.its so annoying. watch your kids.
LyricaSilvan 30
I had something similar happen once. Except my experience was with a small boy who had come into the ladies' room with his mom. He just laid on the floor of the stall and stared at me.
murph_fml 21
******* unsupervised ankle biters. Cane the parents.
ryzzostar 16
as the mother of a toddler: there's this thing called a stroller. I wouldn't let my daughter crawl around on a public restroom floor. that's disgusting. I threw up in my mouth a little just thinking about it...
julianna5782 12
what stroller are you using, that fits inside a stall with you? that fits period? I don't think even an umbrella one would. or... are you leaving your child all packed up and ready to be walked away by some stranger? I'm honestly curious.
davo_ib_local 14
You never heard of a handicap stall?
chirstinap325 23
I would have just told him/her. That'll teach the parents to supervise their kids
Liongoddess8 18
Where was the parent?
Lolgrrl 20
Irregardless of age, mental capacity, gender or situation there would be a scream and no waiting to let them out. More of a swift kick in the direction of an escape. That's just me. Glad this has never happened to myself.
leafynitemare 24
Regardless* Irregardless is not a word.
RayniDae 12
where the hell was the mother??
cuz803 46
No supervision + toddler = this shit OP went through