Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
Murderer!
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Multitasking
Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML
Unwelcome guest
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Very bad idea
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, my dog was run over. The man who ran over my dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly tried to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the irony". FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
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Glam_fml 0
That's horrible! Poor dogs... I hope they somehow survived. But how did you miss not one, but TWO dogs? Were they little yippy dogs or something? Still, if she was your best friend, you should have known she had dogs, and been on the look out for them. I would say your friend and her dogs lives are way more ****** then yours..
namelessfew 0
How in the hell did you manage to do that?!
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Comments (207)
beast123 0
Ten points each u thought wat a jerk
snoopy24_fml 0
was the wedding at the friend's house? i understand a lot of people like having pets at weddings, but it seems to me that bringing more than 1 pet would make an already chaotic day even worse. pets at a wedding = recipe for disaster. that sucks though, poor puppies...you really should have been paying more attention. or any attention at all.
snoopy24_fml 0
hahaha 92... =)
GiannaxRevenge 0
WHAT DID YOU DO? PARALLEL PARK AND ******* HIT THEM BOTH? **** YOU! I would say **** the dogs' lives, but you took care of that, didn't you? Animal killer.
TWNT6 0
how'd you manage to hit two?
skarface97 0
ok, 79-81, 83-86 and 8, dont bitch about the bride for letting her dogs get run over, it's not her damn fault! you need to have a ******* conscience!!!!
Kutsa 0
That's horrible! Poor dogs :(.
ceisfu 0
run over your best friend's dog on her wedding day once, that sucks. run over your best friend's dog on her wedding day twice, you suck.
Masta_Blasta 0
Ooouuuuuuu, snap!
kingkash 0
how the hell do you run over 2 dogs... I mean 1 is ok I mean it happens but 2!!! did u kill the second one just cuz u thought it may be lonely or something???