Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
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Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
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Hanykins 0
I would do anything for Hello Kitty toys.
v1knownaz_chris 0
rofl/fail and it wasnt even a 10 cent toy, since mcdonalds toys are free
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Comments (140)
Serix 0
lmao, i would be so ******* mad. next time dont go to the store in the ghetto
tenthmuse 0
Getting a Happy Meal is perfectly reasonable, if you're not that hungry or want something to hold you over without eating one of the other massive meals. I get them whenever I'm craving McDonald's but don't want to gorge myself.
kenjiisown 1
*high five*
Brey1013 0
YDI for being old enough to drive, yet still ordering a happy meal.
designerskyline 0
It was probably a scene kid. Rofl.
stephie_rox 0
be happy they didn't steal anything else!
kenjiisown 1
This feels like it would only happen in Toronto. XD
darkmis1 18
my question is: what person who's obviously old enough to post fmls and go shopping for themselves would get a happy meal?
tapesculpture 0
@41 it sounds like something my grandma would do she always buys the happy meals because the regular meals are too big she always has a shitload of toys set aside for my little brothers whenever we visit
orchids_torturer 0
HELLO KITTY FANS ARE ******* CRAZY!!!! TRUST ME I KNOW! (my ER coworkers know too) lols.
Regal6 0
How in the hell is this an FML. More like mlig! Your lucky...
SookMauNoots 0
ydi for eating at mcdonalds. sick