Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
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Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
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MrConned 0
Damn son, sounds like an orgy gone wrong.
DocBastard 40
Just tell him you're going to go Samurai Nazi all over his tuchus.
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Comments (244)
petshark 4
Eew german
WickedClownMCL 1
Just a question, any Italian or Russian?
Anorien 0
I hate it when people assume that just because you're German, you're a nazi. People need to grow up.
kev08326 1
Judaism is a religion not your ethnicity ;)
BrutalFbomb 5
I'm Mexican and Canadian and Jewish. Wtf is wrong with that? It's called diversity, live with it.
hola89 2
So? It is ironic, and you hear casual jokes about the irony part of it, I think you mistaked FML for MLIA...
fightingkittens 39
Well shit, that's quite a cross you have to bear. Yes, I just did that.
kittykail13 2
Happens to me whenever I tell people I am a German Jew. Then, I have to explain, even to adults, that the Jews were in Europe before the Nazi's were.. No one seems to get that..
johngaltmovement 8
I feel ya bro. I'm the same way
giggitygoo12 7
Germany commited a genoside against the jews and the japenese fought america Commie!