Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
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MrConned 0
Damn son, sounds like an orgy gone wrong.
DocBastard 40
Just tell him you're going to go Samurai Nazi all over his tuchus.
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Comments (244)
emodude44 0
I'm part Japanese with some distant German blood. I've also got a lot of Italian friends...
mustardcat 1
how do u get Japanese Jewish German in one?? concentration camp? XD
silverstream20 20
here's mine I'm a former white South African Jew who lives in Australia with Russian and Lithuanian decent
RedPillSucks 33
With all due respect, how are you a "former" white south african?
silverstream20 20
former meaning I no longer live in South Africa but I'm still a white South African born regardless of where I live
silverstream20 20
192 I'm sending this again just in case you didn't get it former meaning I no longer live in South Africa but I'm a white south African born Jew regardless of where I live
tumorgrrl 3
I know exactly what you mean, I'm German, Italian, and of the Jewish faith as well haha
dmndrby789 0
Why are so many people giving OP such a hard time? It doesn't sound like he's ashamed. It seems to me he's proud and is annoyed of people laughing at his background all the time. I would find it irritating, too. Jokes get realllyyy old a lot faster when they're repeated over and over again. To those who said don't tell people, what is he supposed to say when someone asks about his background? Because I doubt he blurts out in the middle of a conversation that he's German, Japanese, Jewish just for the heck of it. The post clearly says he had to discuss it in school. It was not a choice. And as I said before, I don't think he's ashamed so lying wouldn't really be an option. And his fml is about stupid people making the same stupid jokes all the time, not about the "irony" (whether it's really there or not).
Jake951716 0
Wow. that's actually pretty funny.
iwishicould 7
the fact is every Jew that got killed in the holocaust was German because they came from GERMANy. so it's not all that ironic really.
fthku 13
You got the right idea, but not all Jews who were murdered were strictly German.
TourmentBook2 0
I think it's cool the reason why most races mix are because of war so you got lucky. don't let those douch bags get to you
January8 5
UHM THAT'S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL! lol your teacher can laugh, but you and I shall be best friends lol
zwinik 1
i no im also a german jew and the only jew in the school and all my friends are so dumb and are like what were u killing urself dumbasses
SassiestLemon 2
I'd like it if OP didn't. OPs FML is funny :D OH! And uh, very rude of your teacher, by the way.