Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML
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Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, I wore my Christmas sweater to work, one with lights sewn into it. Halfway through a meeting, they started flashing uncontrollably and playing tinny carols. I couldn’t turn them off. I had to go shove the whole sweater into a locker in the basement. FML
Today, during our office Secret Santa gift exchange, I unwrapped my gift to find a mug that says, "World’s Okayest Employee." Everyone laughed. My boss added, "Well, it’s accurate." FML
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
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withered 30
If you like it, who cares what others think ;P
Sappheyes 0
Does it have poofy animals and flowers sewn onto it? Those are so hot.
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Comments (33)
thisishilarious 0
you suck at life
Starfire22 5
Well I guess it's time to get a new favorite sweater...
morganllong16 0
hahahahah that's what you get for buying from the ugly store.~
warrenpeace 0
Are you Bill Cosby's daughter?
imsotired 0
maybe the person who wore it looked ugly, but perhaps you can pull it off. things look different on different people, depending on coloring, shape, height, etc. just in case, you might want to model it to a close friend and ask for honest advice, and if they agree that it is indeed ugly, then buy a new, more attractive sweater!
trickatreat 0
Well, what's your taste in clothing?
kdb268 1
If all those people thought the sweater was ugly, it probably is an ugly sweater. Maybe you're the person who can pull it off, but I'd guess that's not the case. Don't feel bad, though! We all have one or two things that everyone hates and we just love. Wear it if you love it! Something tells me the rest of your wardrobe isn't as ugly. (Have you worn the ugly sweater to work, by the way? If so, it sucks that the person would wear an identical sweater to this party. Don't be their friend anymore.)
mama2b3 20
ha well now you know
paintingflowers 0
maybe it just looked bad on the person wearing it... u nvr know...
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for having horrible taste?