Today, we had a surprise party for my boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing my boss saw when he walked in was all my co-workers watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML
Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML
Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, I stayed late at work to finish a project. The lights are motion-sensor activated, and they turned off while I was in the bathroom. I stumbled out in total darkness and screamed when I saw a shadowy figure. It was the janitor. He screamed too. We both apologized to each other for way too long. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, my coworkers threw me a surprise birthday party. When I walked in and they yelled “SURPRISE!”, I screamed, dropped my coffee, and reflexively shouted, “Who are you people?!” before realizing it was for me. They’re still laughing. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, my co-workers threw me a surprise 30th birthday party. After lighting sparklers on the cake and singing happy birthday, we all enjoyed a few moments of sparkly, happy fun time. Then the building's fire alarm tripped and over 200 people had to be evacuated. FML
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Top comments
airhead2015 18
I'm sure he was surprised, and amused... FYL.
_parth 20
Do you sleep with the lights on?! O_o
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Comments (84)
infinitegrace 21
Well that's embarrassing. But someone else will do something and everyone will forget out about your incident. :)
JMichael 26
I can't imagine what your electric bill is each month..
elly94 23
Aww, it will be ok.. Everybody has fears of something.. sorry that it had been publicly shared with the workplace :(
olpally 33
That's freaking hilarious!! Lol, poor you though. Just laugh it off.
gracehi 33
"Turn what on?" "Uh... Surprise?"
cannon980 5
sounds like a dark time for you.
amisenho 11
I'm truly sorry about your darkness phobias, but, in my mind, the image of this transpiring is absolutely fantastic.
babygurll19 10
Hopefully he'll make light of the situation and laugh it off :)
hellnosucka 27
but you didn't specify what it was that you wanted to turn on. could've been anything... or anyone.
Nooblah 15
He said "it" meaning a thing and not a person
A_Perfect_Circle 12
The surprise is that you are scared of the dark. Just messing OP don't sweat it, it's alright(: