Today, we had a surprise party for my boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing my boss saw when he walked in was all my co-workers watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML
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Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML
Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML
Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, I stayed late at work to finish a project. The lights are motion-sensor activated, and they turned off while I was in the bathroom. I stumbled out in total darkness and screamed when I saw a shadowy figure. It was the janitor. He screamed too. We both apologized to each other for way too long. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, my coworkers threw me a surprise birthday party. When I walked in and they yelled “SURPRISE!”, I screamed, dropped my coffee, and reflexively shouted, “Who are you people?!” before realizing it was for me. They’re still laughing. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, my co-workers threw me a surprise 30th birthday party. After lighting sparklers on the cake and singing happy birthday, we all enjoyed a few moments of sparkly, happy fun time. Then the building's fire alarm tripped and over 200 people had to be evacuated. FML
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airhead2015 18
I'm sure he was surprised, and amused... FYL.
_parth 20
Do you sleep with the lights on?! O_o
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an3ph 20
You really should have that looked at.
pbull 5
How old are you? How are you still afraid of the dark? I lost that phobia around age 5.
Coeliacchic93 21
not everyone grows out of a fear/phobia at the same rate as you. We all have different experiences that can help or hinder our ability to cope with such things.
pbull 5
Yeah get real though it gets dark every day that is a very childish phobia got to grow up sometime.
Daiseyrayne 6
People have their fears! Your coworkers will probably just forget about it... Or make fun of you for awhile.....
rawlings123 17
Wow. You're a child
darkfireflame 15
Might want to see a shrink, but yeah FYL.
at0micmin3r 23
YDI. You're an adult now. Being scared of the dark is for kids.
fantasyworld 39
I'd see a therapist about it.
sharond23 10
you are ridiculous. I could see being all alone and a bit afraid of the dark but in a room full of people it sounds like you wanted attention. pathetic