Today, we got a new employee at work. I said hi, and told her that if she needed help figuring out our computer system, then to give me a call. She promptly accused me of sexual harassment and filed a complaint against me. FML
OfficeDroneWoman tells us more.
OP here. Some of you noticed it said "woman." Yes, I'm a woman. That's why her complaint made no sense. Glad to report, though, that after a couple days HR got back to me and said I was off the hook, and told her that if she makes any more accusations like that, she'll be fired. She can't even look me in the eye now.
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xtna 9
Bitches be crazy
etishuman22 32
That's gratitude, for ya. No good deed goes unpunished.
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Comments (164)
xTrepidation 14
She probably said that because she doesn't even know how to work a computer at all and she thought you'd figure her out...she's sneaky.
aeonsoul 12
Yeah she probably misread you, it happens. You should discuss that with her (with a witness)
serendipity72 3
My husband got fired because some stupid cow filed a complaint that he caused an hostile environment on his first day on the job; she felt her job was being threatened when he actually did the work and produced more than the fat lazy cow did. I feel you.
hashshim 23
Tell him to make his own FML! :D
KiddNYC1O 22
What a cootie queen.
morella_xx 29
Who're you calling a cootie queen, lint licker?!
KiddNYC1O 22
Yesss lol ^
chuka81 27
Ehmm...how is offering her to help figure out the computer system not sexual harassment
legodude28 16
I hope that was sarcasm
tehdarkness 21
You probably look creepy. Look less creepy next time.
laden_swallow09 35
Huh?
doitlikeabrotha 10
That PowerPoint presentation on sexual harassment was clearly too hood
meiam 7
Maybe it was the way you said it?
toxxickittyy 19
She is probably one of those crazy feminists that believe every man is out to "violate" and control her. Because remember, anything consensual from a man is still violation.
Sheh_fml 25
Firstly, those people aren't feminists. They are just plain crazy. Calling yourself a feminist doesn't make you one, just like claiming you're not racist before making a racist remark doesn't make you any less racist. Secondly, the OP is a woman.
ballpython 15
The only safe bet at this point is to completely avoid any contact with your coworker. If you are forced to talk to them get a witness. It's sad that everyday life has come to this point.