Today, we got a new employee at work. I said hi, and told her that if she needed help figuring out our computer system, then to give me a call. She promptly accused me of sexual harassment and filed a complaint against me. FML
OfficeDroneWoman tells us more.
OP here. Some of you noticed it said "woman." Yes, I'm a woman. That's why her complaint made no sense. Glad to report, though, that after a couple days HR got back to me and said I was off the hook, and told her that if she makes any more accusations like that, she'll be fired. She can't even look me in the eye now.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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xtna 9
Bitches be crazy
etishuman22 32
That's gratitude, for ya. No good deed goes unpunished.
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Comments (164)
haaaanners 10
you were only being nice. what she did was very uncalled for :/
superdom 12
Don't worry you can fight that, that doesn't qualify for sexual harassment
Eivana 37
That's just... Insane.
pinguino3669_fml 23
Who the heck voted he deserved it?! He was only trying to be friendly, geez.
hersheyfan98 6
Bitch level: insane
GamerAM 12
I hope you people realize that the OP is a woman also... So, either OP screams lesbian, or this woman is more bitchy than ever expected.
sassy2085 16
Nothing says hello like a sexual harassment claim. Great way to give a good first impression.:(
redstone7693 29
If I could only understand woman.
MESammyG 10
THIRRRRSSTYYY . She wants attention so bad , she considers conversation " coming on to her" . Don't worry OP she's just a sad insecure little girl. But getting a recording device does seem like a good idea if you feel she's going to continue .
daboar 5
way to make the first impression last