Today, we got a new employee at work. I said hi, and told her that if she needed help figuring out our computer system, then to give me a call. She promptly accused me of sexual harassment and filed a complaint against me. FML
OfficeDroneWoman tells us more.
OP here. Some of you noticed it said "woman." Yes, I'm a woman. That's why her complaint made no sense. Glad to report, though, that after a couple days HR got back to me and said I was off the hook, and told her that if she makes any more accusations like that, she'll be fired. She can't even look me in the eye now.
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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xtna 9
Bitches be crazy
etishuman22 32
That's gratitude, for ya. No good deed goes unpunished.
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Holy_Schnikes 23
I had a "friend" that started working at a deli. She thought that everyone that placed an order was hitting on her. Everyday after work she would call me to say "These two men came into day and ordered two pounds of honey ham just to stare at me. I hate it when guys hit on me." Then the next day it would be "This 50 year old man came in today and when his wife walked away he started flirting with me and asked if I would slice some turkey for him." .....she didn't last a month.
someguy314159265 15
I get paranoid about people like that. It's part of the reason I rarely talk to people.
gatorgirl2669 6
omg.. that isnt smart to start crap on your first day of work... wow i would be thankful that somebody would be willing to help me with a new system without me having to ask or be assigned. the other thing that pisses me off about this chick is that she makes it hard to file real sexual harrassment claims. now shes the bad guy in the office.. sucks for her
mkcherry 14
I hate stupid women like this, they set us back and make legitimate sexual harassment complaints harder to prosecute. She's a twit.
Mylyfesuxs 7
She thought her-ass-ment a lot to you.
doglover100 29
She needs to get off her pedestal.
fantasyworld 39
Being nice is getting mistaken for flirting a lot these days.
kelsreas 2
WTF! Is she stable in the head...