Peter
United States
Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
inboxbuddies
Saudi Arabia
Today, my daughter asked me if we could make sticker art. Of course I said it was OK so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML
payne
United States
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Anonymous
Long Beach, United States
Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Erik
Netherlands
WHERE IS IT?
Today, after days of torture, I finally found out where the annoying fire alarm with empty batteries was hidden. The previous house owners had it hidden behind the top board of a wall cabinet. FML
Anonymous
It's always in the most obvious place
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Anonymous
Primitive art
Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML
Anonymous
Cairo, Egypt
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML
Top comments
StoryOfTheYear 15
I know how you feel, I always forget to plug them in.
deathpotato 11
It must have made a very colorful sound.
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MEGBEE 0
I gave my bf crayons for christmas :)
chris3113 7
yea and you where doing what when this happened ??
trivel64 16
Of course. That's why she mentioned them both in the same FML... -__-
kaldazaba 1
thats y my son doesnt get crayons unless im sitting right there to watch he done got my wall one time while i was using the bathroom n my husband was playing the ps3. get u a mr. clean magic eraser they are amazing. my oldest son is 29 months the other is 11 mo. They will tear up the world if id let them.
Anorien 0
Reminds me of the story about my cousin. When she was about two she put a grilled cheese sandwich in the VCR.