Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
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Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML
Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
Today, I texted my best friend that my girlfriend was annoying. Only, it turns out I sent it to our couples' group chat. Her mom replied, “At least he's honest.” Her dad left the group. My girlfriend changed her Netflix password. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
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Tripartita 45
*rereads beginning of FML* Wait, OP, why was Today chatting up YOUR fiancée?!
TheEpicKitten 20
And they say romance is dead
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Comments (26)
RichardPencil 32
If you're such a low priority to your fiancée now, your marriage is going to be shit. She treats you like this when you can walk away for free. Imagine how she'll treat you when it will cost you a fortune to leave. The bullet is coming, dodge it.
scyth3s 13
Your last line in phenomenal.
enginsteve 17
jesus, I think I need to re-evaluate my relationship goals after this comment.
Colon_Man 17
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge this marriage!
iamdman 22
I see your FML and raise you one. My girlfriend insists we talk about major issues by text and likes to text while talking to me. Bright side, she isn't paying attention so I tell her anything I want.
Catdragon 40
Personally, I find it easier to tell someone things over text. I'm really shy with people, but I still don't see how it would be a problem once you get to know someone intimately. Someone should be able to open up to someone who is their fiancee. I may be addicted to the internet, but I'd still put it aside to have quality time with the people I care about.
Urpoppy 21
You might want to think again about marrying this person.
Sparx1_1 16
I won't even be friends with someone who doesn't have enough manners to put their phone down once in a while. Not seeing a happy marriage for you if you don't find a way to deal with it now.
KrDizzy 16
You think that's bad, wait till the sex slowly dries up into little to nothing. I hear a lot of married people at work bitch about that part often lol.
xx000o 27
That marriage is over before it started.
NeneJPhilly 8
Maybe you should have a talk with her? One that starts with how unheard you feel & how easily it could lead to disrespect & feelings of isolation. I try to steer clear of my instincts in these kinds of situations (I'm a diehard commitmentphobe) but they're screaming that you need to run. Seriously. Have that talk then decide if you need to walk.
Bearsmomma 30
The FML is proof that won't work. OP clearly was trying to do JUST THAT. Op attempted TALKING and had to resort to text just to be "heard".
Curtis66 19
Maybe try video calling her?