Intimacy: Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't...

By anonymous - 02/11/2015 03:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 19:00

Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML

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By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML

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By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 22:44 - Canada - Rosetown

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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Close but no BJ

By nikkrissa_04 - 07/08/2009 11:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

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tnlander 20

Monday 2 November 2015 10:32

The key is communication and practice. If he doesn't tell you what he enjoys you'll never be able to give it to him.

WinterChild 20

Monday 2 November 2015 10:34

I hope you took notes on what he was doing. He shouldn't be rude about it but talking about, and showing each other what works for you isn't a bad idea.

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fonkimonki 7

Monday 2 November 2015 13:39

With sex, practice makes perfect. And he may not have been in the right mood, don't stress about it.

tiger820 20

Monday 2 November 2015 13:40

practice makes perfect!

WHTrunner 4

Monday 2 November 2015 13:52

I think there's a song that goes, suck it, **** it, or leave it alone. A penis can be as picky as a ******. There's an aha! spot, and things that make it jump. there's some skill involved. I have yet to get off from a bj alone. none of the girls I've been with could do it right.

eihtballplaya_fml 4

Monday 2 November 2015 14:14

today my girlfriend attempted to give me head for the 1st time it felt like like she was a wolf gnawing on a chicken bone. So I finished myself.

LadyAstrid 5

Monday 2 November 2015 14:18

I wouldn't worry about it, other than the fact he was rude. I had a boyfriend like that, he said I gave horrible head, the next guy I dated claimed I was the best he ever had, honestly I think it depends on the guy and what his preferences are.

bad_boyfriend 10

Monday 2 November 2015 14:52

Maybe you should worry a little less about your bruised ego, and just enjoy the sex.

Dynamite73 25

Monday 2 November 2015 15:00

No one give a better hand job than the owner of the penis

Tyrez 32

Monday 2 November 2015 15:37

Guess it's time to look into becoming a lesbian

MonstreBelle 28

Monday 2 November 2015 15:46

It's his loss for pushing you away instead of communicating with you. I can get myself off faster than anyone else, but it really is better when my boyfriend gets me off. Ask him what feels good and what doesn't. If he doesn't have much experience other than masturbation, then experiment and find out what he likes and what he doesn't. Good sex can't happen without good communication. Sex with a new partner rarely goes perfectly the first time, so don't let this get to you. The more you do it, the better it will get for the both of you.