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honeymoondisaster United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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Heyitsurgurlbeka 0

is your name Kevin Jonas?

dude seriously act like you don't want it from her and before you know it she will be ripping your pants off

FriskyCoconut 0

aww ): some people just don't want it, they have no interest. I am one of these people.

It's scary the first time for girls. I hope its working out now. Its awesome you waited till marriage. & Why buy the car when you drive it for free? Or cow whichever you prefer.

Good decision to wait. She'll come around soon. I know alot of girls who are scared for their first because of their - ahem- "cherry" being popped

Normally YDI people who wait until marriage, but, that is just too, too, awful.

how rich and ugly are u?

you know the op is a woman

Not an idiot to me :)

J0SHuA_fml 0

the 1st thing that popped into my mind was that shirt that says game over with the bride and groomXD