honeymoondisaster
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
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Authoress 0
I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!
TigressUK 0
I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.
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Poison93_fml 0
first! What a bitch!
silentmusic 0
how would lesbian sex hurt...unless u had like 20 ****** strapped to u and she got scarred when she saw them...
DarkAliceChibi 0
Lesbian sex does hurt the first time, as the hymen still breaks. Also, fingering is used a lot, and if your partner had long fingernails, it hurts like hell. (I know all of this from experience.)
Taconuggets 0
OMG! that sucks ass!
De_Leon3309 0
Wow that is a horrible honeymoon, fyl for sure. Try to talk this out with your new wife
heyyyaubrey 9
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hymens dont "break" they stretch.
johnrdz3 24
468 obviously she didn't suck anyones ass
Victoria_fml 0
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And that's why you should think twice before wanting to wait until marriage...
musiclexii124 0
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That's ignorance. She should love him for who he is not what hangs when the clothes are off.
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
*her OPs a girl.. so lesbos?
kyrajean 0
Guess shoes not getting any... ^^^ that guy ;)
barleyguy 17
That's America for you sex hating wierdos
doogy15 11
Nature revolves around sex, life literally revolves around sex... Although it's not the only important aspect it is still important enough to to be taken fairly serious if sex is bad in a relationship, let alone a marriage. #509
Kim44_fml 13
It's not waiting until marriage that's the problem, it's just the girl. She obviously has issue with sex that she needs to work out.
Authoress 0
I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!
DanceDiva1496 0
punny.
flockz 19
puns are not present.
hqbrat 8
Shes only in it for the money..... Hope there's a prenuptial agreement
fmyluff 7
Yes. Yes they are.
PenguinBob 0
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sounds like ur stuck in a loveless marriage
valmont_fml 0
sex=/=love You can love someone with all your heart, and sex could never get involved. OP- I'm sorry you have the problem. I hope it works out.
Emmy1107 0
just because they didn't have sex that one night doesn't mean is love less. duhh
purple5 0
I think you guys need to talk, because I don't think she's been completely honest with you. Hope you get things sorted out though.
jannas 0
=(
purplecrazy 0
I agree with #3.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.
CannibalGuy 0
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STICK IT IN HER POOPER. OK ok I'm sorry please bury this I just couldn't resist
PandaPandaPandaX 0
uhm incase you didn't realise, OP is female...
PandaPandaPandaX 0
uhmmm in case you didn't notice, OP is female. I kinda doubt the wife is into kinky right now
bartholemew4life 0
haha cold shit...no pun intended
AziraLevana 2
8: So you advocate rape? Well, maybe one day when you're in prison for it, you'll be on the receiving end. :)
Angi95 3
that's called rape wether ur married or not and I hope thats not how u handle women
Lqum26 0
Yeah, but she's obviously a gold digger. She wanted to marry you just so she could take advantage of your financial status and the tax benefits that come with being married. I pray for your sake that you made her sign a pre-nup.
Brittaneyyy 0
or the op could of not changed the gender to he* most of the information of people is false here
BigLord 0
Hey, at least she didn't faint
slackbheep 0
But...wouldn't that have been a solution? :O
charlie141 0
haha lol
arm1 0
win ^
sageewriteslove 6
hahahaha
julianna5782 12
if he's a terrible person it's a solution.
jc1401 0
That's so unbelievable, I mean this is a perfect example, why people should have sex before getting into a commitment like that. My woman drives like cars and you gotta test it first lol.
hellzrydaz 0
Hell yeaa buddy (:
blond3tt3 0
GET OUTTA HERE DOUCHE
Jaxx66 21
Cars??? Seriously? Why would you need to 'test' if you aren't happy with your wife/gf's performance then you should use words. We are psychic, not to mention you're just a prick- so up shouldn't get any anyway.
FMLshark 12
Funny, you make this comment sound like you have experience in the "sex" area. Had us all fooled.