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honeymoondisaster United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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You wouldn't buy a car without taking it for a test drive first.

wait it says your gender is a female...

I didn't know lesbian marriage was legal. Congratulations.

No one realized op is also a woman??? Clearly they're lesbians.

She just needs time. It's scary and it hurts. Give the girl a break!

Booze!

MTCoralReefer 10

it's going to be a Looooong marriage.. Hope you work it out

Perhaps it is something deeper you don't know about

Weird folks... They spend tons of time checking out new shoes and trying on clothing to last them a couple of years tops and yet they think they will magically find "the one" for the rest of their lives by picking at random. I wish you luck at it but I am not too optimistic.