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honeymoondisaster United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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Anyone notice OP is a woman lol? They could be lesboz, people can be gay and married in 3 states.

**** your life, man. Your wife behaves like an alien.

you're wife is a douche.

SexLuthor 0

Since when do lesbians wait until marriage? What, are they good Christians?

anyone else notice OP is a female?

Congrats, you must new hung, and she is scared..

Was she just not ready

ok in this case you need the patented ray daly sex SOS emergency box contents include : duck tape, ping pong balls, blow torch , hand cuffs, whips and a large bottle of lube :D lol joke no just make her feel loved and she will be putty in your hands ;)

sunlovinmama 1

The first time is scary.. many men who love their wives or women, I'm this case are rewarded for being understanding and moving slow. Cuddle, kiss, hug, let her know that you just want to hold her and want her to be ready and feel safe. It won't be long till she opens up to you