Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up by a bird screaming its guts out. My cat had somehow managed to catch a bird and bring it inside. My 9 a.m. morning began with trying to catch a bird in my own home. FML
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today I bought a new cage, along with some toys, for my bird. I came home to find my bird had escaped its old cage. FML
Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML
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Top comments
manb91uk 22
Aww your little guy loves you! He thinks you're a really shifty hunter and wanted to make sure you had food. On a serious note, a cat is a vicious demon and should be worshipped accordingly - never forget to pay homage to your furry over or.
acmariner99 25
This has The Godfather written all over it!
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Comments (18)
indienerdgirl 27
My parents cat once brought a headless bunny to their bedroom. On the second floor lol. As well as leave bats, birds, mice and headless bunnies out on our back porch. I love cats but they're gross lol
ivykoko 17
OH NO NO NO NO
thatslifeiguess7 16
Get said kitten fixed and stop letting her outside. As cute as this may seem letting her outside even if fixed, she could get hurt.
Miriam Lauer 3
OP said the kitten got out, implying that they didn't intend to let her out. Besides, letting your cat outside isn't too dangerous if you get them the proper shots and get them fixed.
TheSminty1 17
I'm more interested in how your cat got in your underwear drawer
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
well thats one way for your cat to tell you you're a shitty hunter
Cru242 2
Either you left your underwear drawer open, or your kitten also has superpowers...
saffy66 34
Time to stop leaving your drawers open.
yellow minion 14
poor bird