Work: Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera... - FML

By tadam - 10/11/2008 09:11 - France

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Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 14:09 - United States - Concord

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Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

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Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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Not funny anymore

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s who had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies' changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML

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"I'm horny, horny horny horny"

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 23:01

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Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 19:53 - Saudi Arabia

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Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

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By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

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Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I had a discussion with my boss. I work at a self storage, and told her that we need 8 more security cameras so that we can cover all the hallways. She decided to get 2 put into the office so she can spy on her employees instead. FML

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By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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Surveillance state

By Anonymous - 18/07/2025 09:00 - United States - Edison

Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML

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Top comments

Jonny005 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 8:14

Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???

IloveFML101 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:23

Who masturbates in a storage room?

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HteaXtrainC 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:33

Wow. Just think of this as practice for self control.

bhfboss 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 18:58

Cuz he was fukin horny?

tomberryboy 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:32

Omg that just sound wrong in some way

bigraws23 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:23

hey, while in there did you use a mop to pick up the, well, umm... I think we all know what he picked up with the mop

akkid17 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:56

hahahahahaha. thats perfect only an asshole like you would be stupid enough to jerk it in the storage room you definitely deserve it if you get busted. jackass...

typicalyetnot15 0

Friday 28 August 2009 22:54

omg why cant you control yourself your type of guy makes me sick..oh and damn you must be pretty lonley and sad to do this at work...atleast wait until you get home. pervert!

connorhperkins 9

Friday 25 November 2016 6:06

All right why don't you get down off your high horse now

CRANRAS 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:53

jesus christ whats wrong with you people, public masturbation is AWESOME

zezjo 3

Monday 26 October 2009 6:21

Agree with 28!!! :D

Grossedoutlol90 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 0:04

???????????????????????

brianr09 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 10:57

too bad that OP works at McDonalds.... :P

PimhNL 3

Wednesday 2 December 2009 0:10

Agree with #30.

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