Work: Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera... - FML

By tadam - 10/11/2008 09:11 - France

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Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 14:09 - United States - Concord

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Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

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Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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Not funny anymore

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s who had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies' changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML

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"I'm horny, horny horny horny"

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 23:01

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Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 19:53 - Saudi Arabia

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Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

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By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

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Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I had a discussion with my boss. I work at a self storage, and told her that we need 8 more security cameras so that we can cover all the hallways. She decided to get 2 put into the office so she can spy on her employees instead. FML

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By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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Surveillance state

By Anonymous - 18/07/2025 09:00 - United States - Edison

Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML

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Jonny005 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 8:14

Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???

IloveFML101 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:23

Who masturbates in a storage room?

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Dale_xD 15

Wednesday 6 April 2011 21:21

. . . Why delight?

constantine91 0

Monday 11 July 2011 10:24

who the bloody he'll masturbates in a storage room at their work? you deserve it more than anyone deserves anything on this site. idiot.

constantine91 0

Monday 11 July 2011 10:26

hell* stupid iPhone auto correct..

wizs6 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 14:05

people like you sicken me

IceCreamMage 17

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:29

lol sometimes you just gotta fap. I don't get the big fuss people are making about this. People **** in public often but if someone jerks it, it's suddenly terrible? QQ moar.

NickiPLZ 13

Thursday 28 July 2011 3:15

Seriously? You couldn't just wait until you got home? YDI for being a perv.

martic835 2

Friday 29 July 2011 6:43

People like you need serious mental help! Absolutely disgusting. I hope they caught you and embarrassed your nasty ass.

kitsune3 20

Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:28

Was there some reason you couldn't do it in the loo?

superpokgai123 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 13:27

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

Mikex125 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 16:53

At work man come on.

MegaElectric 1

Wednesday 21 March 2012 17:24

ADDICTION!!!

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