Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML
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Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s who had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies' changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML
Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I had a discussion with my boss. I work at a self storage, and told her that we need 8 more security cameras so that we can cover all the hallways. She decided to get 2 put into the office so she can spy on her employees instead. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML
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Top comments
Jonny005 0
Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???
IloveFML101 0
Who masturbates in a storage room?
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Comments (81)
Dale_xD 15
. . . Why delight?
constantine91 0
who the bloody he'll masturbates in a storage room at their work? you deserve it more than anyone deserves anything on this site. idiot.
constantine91 0
hell* stupid iPhone auto correct..
wizs6 3
people like you sicken me
IceCreamMage 17
lol sometimes you just gotta fap. I don't get the big fuss people are making about this. People **** in public often but if someone jerks it, it's suddenly terrible? QQ moar.
NickiPLZ 13
Seriously? You couldn't just wait until you got home? YDI for being a perv.
martic835 2
People like you need serious mental help! Absolutely disgusting. I hope they caught you and embarrassed your nasty ass.
kitsune3 20
Was there some reason you couldn't do it in the loo?
superpokgai123 0
Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
Mikex125 7
At work man come on.
MegaElectric 1
ADDICTION!!!