Today, the guy I like asked me out for the first time. It's a good thing he did it over Facebook, because I started shaking and almost threw up. I don't know how I'm going to function on our date next week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my first date with a guy I really like, I threw up not once, not twice, but three times. FML
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Top comments
Docbee 11
If you can resist the puking, I think the vibrations will be beneficial for other 'activities'
ManInTheMachine 20
Don't make the mistake another OP made and get shit-faced drunk to "calm your nerves". Take deep breaths, practice conversation with yourself if it helps. Talk to friends, family, etc. about it if they have experience. If all else fails, do some breathing and yoga exercises before the date. It helps calm you down pretty well. Good luck.
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Comments (94)
checkurselfxxx 11
been there but youll get used to him. atleast you didnt crap yourself
grant_connor 9
Have a couple beers to calm down
FaygoAndMiracles 18
OP might not be old enough to drink. Besides, they might accidentally get drunk, and I don't think that their date was expecting to go on a date with a really drunk person. And, even if that works, what if they build a relationship? Is she just supposed to drink all the time? Honestly, drinking at a time like this sounds like a bad idea.
dr_snow_bear 29
If he asked you out he must like you somewhat. Just breath, don't drink to calm your nerves, and be polite. You'll do fine, and if not it's only your first date. Life goes on. :)
outoftown 27
Maybe he asked you out over Facebook because he was nervous about you, too.
Satoaoi 13
bring a paper bag just in case
xRezSynn 15
Over Facebook?
Baybiiie 11
What is actually wrong with you? Shaking and almost throwing up? I take it you've never been asked out? YDI for being such a weak female!!!
tlvv 12
Just let me get this straight, you got asked out by the person you like and you DIDN'T make a fool of yourself ruining any relationship before it began, you have a whole week to prepare yourself for the date and you think your like sucks? Really?!
sythe511 28
Cute reaction
TheMystery13 13
Valium. And if it wears off before the end of the date, just cover the shaking by jerking him off.