Today, the guy I like asked me out for the first time. It's a good thing he did it over Facebook, because I started shaking and almost threw up. I don't know how I'm going to function on our date next week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my first date with a guy I really like, I threw up not once, not twice, but three times. FML
Today, after weeks of psyching myself up, I finally asked my crush to go out for coffee. She smiled and said yes. Feeling on top of the world, I turned to leave, walked straight into an opening glass door, and gave myself a nosebleed before the date had even happened. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the girl I’ve had a crush on for years. I was so nervous, I got confused and sent her a text meant for my best friend that said, "I’m about to ask her out. Pray I don’t puke on her." She responded with a laughing emoji and said, "You really need to work on your game." FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
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Top comments
Docbee 11
If you can resist the puking, I think the vibrations will be beneficial for other 'activities'
ManInTheMachine 20
Don't make the mistake another OP made and get shit-faced drunk to "calm your nerves". Take deep breaths, practice conversation with yourself if it helps. Talk to friends, family, etc. about it if they have experience. If all else fails, do some breathing and yoga exercises before the date. It helps calm you down pretty well. Good luck.
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Comments (94)
ColbyGB 13
If you start shaking, just tell him you're doing the Harlem shake
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
Just remember he's a mere human being.
EvilUndead 9
I think you need your health checked.
noelasis94 18
Don't worry if you shake make sure to blurt out obscene things so you can blame it on Tourette's it could work
djr1217 7
Grow up
cmbar831 14
This isn't a bad thing, just be yourself. Congrats gurl
upallnight11 19
Calm your ****. Literally..
DDCA 24
Who asks someone out over Facebook?
pedinhuh 23
A lot of people, really.
kenna_babe 4
I think it's okay if near the end of the date, depending on things were going, for you to admit that you were a little nervous. He might think its way cute :) he obviously liked you enough to ask you out, and if he didn't ask in person then he's probably nervous too :)
scr_sensei 14
I say hurl. If you blow chunks and he comes back, he's yours. But if you spew and he bolts, then it was never meant to be
mehwhocares 9
You have just made my day. :D